And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
There's always time for handjobs
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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