love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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