Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Randomize
