we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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