I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
