Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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