Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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