My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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