what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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