Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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