I'm drive I can fine osifer
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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