going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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