i permit you to call me
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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