i jhust puked up my retainher.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You need Xanax blowdarts
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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