the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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