THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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