if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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