He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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