I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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