What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Two words: nipple clamps
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