Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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