i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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