Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
