She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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