another moral hangover. fuck.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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