what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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