This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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