can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
