Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Randomize
