i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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