This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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