no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Sext me about skeletons
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
