so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
