dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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