This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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