everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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