I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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