guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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