I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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