She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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