k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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