Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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