Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Small penises have feelings too.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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