ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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