so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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