It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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