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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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