Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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