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Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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