3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize