explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Randomize