just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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