He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm too high and old for this...
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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