Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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