i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
