The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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