That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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